Threaten Me With a Good Time

$25.00

Threaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again.

NO SLIP

We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while crushing any workout.

ALL POLARIZED

We use glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection that block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

ALL RETRO

Square aviator frames that blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes.

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