Freshly Baked Man Buns



Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

Snug, lightweight orange frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you sprint for that 3pm nitro cold brew.

Glare-reducing, polarized blue lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

Hip circle frame style that screams "ask me about my vinyl collection" (record player not required.)

Having grown out your hair since the 8th grade, securing it in a knot each day out of necessity, brushing it daily 100 times with a boar bristle brush to disperse the natural oils. Only to awake, one morning, to learn your lifelong identity has been deemed a “man bun.” An indelicate phrase for your painstaking care, especially when most of the folks getting the moniker haven’t even made it to shoulder length. Psshhhh. That's the sound of your freshly baked man bun. Deflating.